Cardi B teaches Selena Gomez how to be a stripper. --- DISCLAIMER: This story is a work of absolute fiction based on nothing real or plausible at all. Fantasy is legal and this shit is ridiculous anyway. Thanks for reading. --- BOSS BITCHES by Noopster. --- "Oh my God I'm having so much fun you guys!" Selena Gomez declared excitedly as she walked into an LA club with Cardi B, DJ Snake and Ozuna following her. The group had grown close after a few days of shooting the music video for "Taki Taki" their reggaeton collaboration, especially Selena and Cardi, who had bonded fast in a way that had surprised even themselves. Selena had given Cardi her number and they'd been texting each other constantly whenever they weren't on set together. She admired what a strong woman Cardi was, but also that she was so easy going and funny. The Puerto Rican rapper seemed to be absolutely free and to not give a fuck about anything, an attitude towards life that Selena had...