Noopster and Marauder's Stories

  The Dirty Uncle Chapter 2, "The Pool Party". by  Noopster. DISCLAIMER: This story is a work of absolute fiction based on nothing real or plausible at all. Fantasy is legal and this shit is ridiculous anyway. Thanks for reading. --- 'Ow, my fucking head! Shit, what time is it?' The phone ringing woke Justin Bieber up to the biggest hangover of his short, pathetic life. It was Selena, but why was she calling this early in the morning? "Uh hey, baby, what's up?" he groggily answered. "I'm here. Come let me in." "What? Why didn't you ring the door?" "Um, well, because…” “Because what?” “Because I know your uncle is here and I don't wanna run into him yet! ...I need talk to you first." "What the-- alright,” he sighed, rubbing his temple in frustration, “I'll be down in a sec." The short walk to the front door seemed like a march through the desert for the hungover young man. He didn't remember much...

  The Dirty Uncle Chapter 1 by  Noopster. --- DISCLAIMER: This story is a work of absolute fiction based on nothing real or plausible at all. Fantasy is legal and this shit is ridiculous anyway. Thanks for reading. --- 19 year-old Selena Gomez was spending the day at a local beach in Southern California with her boyfriend Justin Bieber and Bobby, his favorite uncle, who had just flown in from Canada a couple of days earlier to see his sister and his young cousins; and Justin could not be happier. The former Disney princess had never seen her boyfriend this excited about anything. He had told her stories about Uncle Bobby many times, and it was obvious that he looked up to him as some kind of hero, but the way Justin's face lit up every time his 40 year old uncle said anything was something to behold. The young girl understood a little bit, every kid with a big family has that one special uncle or aunt who is different to the other adults, the cool one that breaks the rules and...