Third Wheel: "Blondelena's Return" By Marauder DISCLAIMER: This story is a work of absolute fiction based on nothing real or plausible at all. Fantasy is legal and this is all made up. Thanks for reading. --- April, 2021. “Holy shit Selena, it looks great!” “You think so?” “Oh my god, yes! Blondelena is back, baby!” Anna Collins stood behind her best friend, Selena Gomez, in awe of the star’s latest look. Gone was her recognizable brown pony tail, replaced now with long wavy blonde locks, her cozy sweatpants traded in for a tight back turtleneck bodysuit, a short black skirt and a long black, fur lined leather trench coat. “Do you think Fox is going to like it?” “Is that a joke? He’s going to fucking love it!,” Anna said, suggesting a pair of knee high boots to her friend. “What prompted the new color?” “You know...it was just time for a change. It was time for me to show everyone that I’m back, that I’m si...